Minimize the smell
If you’ve ever been sober around drunk people, you know how easily the smell of alcohol comes off. When you’re drinking it’s not so obvious so it’s important you take a few precautionary measures. Put a damp towel to cover the space beneath the door, open a window, and get a Scentsy or light a candle or something. , just don’t smoke a bowl because that’s about the dumbest thing you could do in a college dorm next to drinking in the dorm.
Don’t drink in the dorms
Duh. Don’t you know drinking in the dorms is against the rules!? Find a asia mobile number list house party and act like you know everyone there. If anyone asks who you are, just say you know John and then ask where he’s at. If they don’t know a John then say “oh sorry I meant Josh”. Better yet, just introduce yourself with some respect and offer em a beer. People are pretty chill, especially at those parties you know are gonna get busted where everyone is crammed together like intoxicated sardines.
Drink responsibly
This isn’t high school. You don’t have to impress your friends by out-drinking them. If they tease you for “babysitting that beer, bro” tell them to fuck off and find some new friends.
Take an e-CHUG to see how much of an alcoholic you are. Also, never get behind the wheel if you’ve been drinking. Your local college police department is undoubtedly one of the best in the state when it comes to processing DUIs, and the blow-machine-thingy is so last year.
Basically take all the steps you would for smoking a bowl
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